Name: Lauren Pope/Popey/Pops
About: "She's Lauren Pope not the f****** pope!" (Mario Falcone, 2014)
TOWIE tree: She dated Kirk for a while and they even bought a pooch together (Bozo), but sadly it all went Pete Tong (she's a DJ – geddit?) and Kirk ended up in the doghouse. She then hooked up with an even younger model in Tom P, but that didn't last very long as he moved onto another Lauren in her friend Lauren Goodger. Pops and Kirk then reunited to become 'frenefits', but after a pregnancy scare the pair went their separate ways.
Po-po had a holiday fling with Mario in Vegas. The friends/kissing partners went on a pizza-making date back in Essex, but, like their tasty pizzas, their relationship didn't last long. Mario only saw LP as a friend. He once only saw Popey's bestie, Chloe, as a friend too, but that didn't stop him from going there. Cue: Massive 'Chloren' girl code fallout.